also add " no offense " at the end of offensive statements to make them non offensive
I always append no offence to benign statements to mess with people.
No offence.
I do not respect you and would not care or even notice if you disappeared tomorrow and no one ever found you because you had been kidnapped and murdered in the worst way imaginable.
No offense.
If you are dating someone and you really feel like this relationship has potential then you should think back to the worst thing you’ve ever did. Do it again and see how they react. If they can’t handle you at your worst then they don’t deserve you at your best.
But Idk tho.
Instructions unclear, now I’m wanted for murder (again, ugh). But idk tho
The next time you’re applying for a job, post a fake job ad so that people give you their resumes. Then, you can edit one and apply for the job you want.
But idk tho
the professional version of this is ‘theoretically’. you can tack it on to the end of almost anything and it immediately makes whatever you said non-committal.
Theoretically, you could also tack it on at the beginning.
Or you could also, theoretically, tack it on in the middle of a sentence.
Well only if “theoretically” is followed by a statement compatible with supported theory. Too many people confuse theory with hypothesis
You can easily get away with using “Theoretically” in every situation, hypothetically speaking.
Don’t quote me on that.
