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Get away from me with your pants Satan!

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No, it’s “get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3.”

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Stealth !risa@startrek.website meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

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Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

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I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

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Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

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90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

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I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

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That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

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