78 points

This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

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Man’s out here rolling snake eyes.

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I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

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63 points

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

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25 points

“Bi-weekly” is hilarious, well done

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3 points

It happens. Just ask the queer clerks for a replacement. Theyll cancel your old one and give you a new gay card. Takes only 1-3 business days!

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49 points

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That’s a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

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37 points

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

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13 points

Naw, that’s a stork.
A stoic is a thick cut of moit.

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11 points

That’s a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.

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10 points

That’s a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.

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34 points

Fuckin loser

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8 points

*looser

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3 points

I’m gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

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2 points

Fine, I’m still playing odd job slaps

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Fuckin loser

Dude should just ‘Laputan Machine’ himself, eh JC? 😏

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>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

Come on, dude.

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