60 points

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

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You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

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18 points

With a bit of extra thought, youā€™d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

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7 points

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

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7 points

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

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2 points

Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time Iā€™m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

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5 points

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so itā€™s irrelevant.

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8 points

You might want to get that checked out if you havenā€™t alreadyā€¦ Or at least rethink your diet.

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18 points

Shit after shower? Smh

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9 points

Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

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1 point

If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isnā€™t going to go up from that point.

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40 points

I hate that toilet. Thereā€™s no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.

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19 points

Where are you supposed to put your chocolate milk???

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3 points

How does it even flush without a tank on the back?

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19 points

You see that big ass block high up on the wall? Thatā€™s the tank for flushing. Itā€™s connected to the toilet through that pipe

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8 points

Would suck to have to change the flapper in that contraptionā€¦

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6 points

Wow what the fuck. That takes this to a whole new level for me.

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2 points

And if you fall asleep you fall backward and crack your head open. Worst way to be found dead.

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37 points

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

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Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?

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12 points

Nope thereā€™s a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.

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5 points

Itā€™s human centipede: high rise apartment edition

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16 points

Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.

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Itā€™s so you can be sick in the sink.

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15 points

A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.

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Itā€™s doable justā€¦ messy.

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4 points

Oooh, so convenient.

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Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.

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Idk who in the world pukes into the sink. Seems like youā€™re risking a clog that is going to suck to fix. Pro tip: keep a trash can in your bathroom in the event you need to shit and puke at the same time. Then just dump the puke into the toilet.

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As I have found out, if itā€™s coming out both ends like hot water, thereā€™s nothing to clog a sink.

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4 points

A poo with a view šŸ‘Œ

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10 points

Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.

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Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?

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2 points

looks like the photo has a serious amount of fisheye effect going on (those floor tiles are probably square in real life no?). iā€™m not sure itā€™d fit at all the other way, let alone with any room to move past itā€¦

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Thatā€™s more like a very long stall.

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