5 points
Just because I’m big, doesn’t mean my carrot is.
4 points
3 points
This person wrote the instruction manual for the last electronic device I ordered from Amazon.
11 points
The largest aneurysm is that leaf and carrot size are definitely correlated, so assuming that big leaf = big carrot is the reasonable thing to do :D
2 points
12 points
English level of my coworkers
6 points
I have found my people