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Do you all think it’ll come before or after he explains his Obamacare alternative?

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Both will come after infrastructure week

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I think after Mexico sends payment for his border wall folly.

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Don’t forget Obama’s birth certificate

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No. Because we’d never believe it.

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Only after releasing his own tax returns he promised.

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Didn’t he promise to leave the Unites States if he lost the election?

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Didn’t he already present one? Just it was so bad it was going to cause something like 20 million people to lose their insurance? So he couldn’t even get the republicans to vote for it?.. Went back and checked https://www.npr.org/2017/05/24/529902300/cbo-republicans-ahca-would-leave-23-million-more-uninsured yeah that did actually happen.

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Well of course the GOP was not going to vote for it. 20 million losing their health insurance in one fell swoop? Gotta get those numbers up first!

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8 points

Both are scheduled for right after Infrastructure Week!

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“Who would have thought healthcare was so hard?” All the people who realize the ‘helpers’ need years of training and continuing education, the people who realize that medical graduates still need years of training before they’re allowed to do it on their own. I can’t believe people heard him say that and still took him seriously.

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Or maybe after his proof that Obama was really born outside of America.

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I thought this was an Onion headline…

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Julius Caesar promises that evidence linking Octavian to the garum shortage is coming soon.

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I had to check.

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The Onion is obsolete these days.

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After that Israel / Palestinian piece they did? That was just straight up brilliant. They may have changed, but obsolete they are not.

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It took them some time to adjust, we are starting to see more onion jokes again.

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You would think constantly claiming that you have evidence yet never revealing it would be, by his conspiracy loving voter base, called something like “cover-up”, “working with the enemy” or, you know, “conspiring to hide the truth”. Or “being enemy plant”.

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Maybe it has something to do with the psychology of uncertain rewards, where they are constantly teased with the big “win” like the election, but only occasionally get low-value wins like pissing off the libs. Like being addicted to gambling, or teased along by someone you’re interested in but they’re just manipulating you. You really want to believe you’ll win big, but in reality you’re probably fucked.

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The Dems are keeping him from revealing the TRUTH! MAGA! /s

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migrant 5g fema caravans do your research!

youtube hilary clinton lizard andrinochrome comet ping pong soros crisis actors!

EDIT: Sorry everyone, was just having some fun, until I remembered that no level of crazy breaks through the joke wall anymore. So, yeah, for more facts find me on Truth Social under patrioteaglefreedomlover1776_2

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The best part is the implication that you weren’t the first to want that username

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3 points

Missing Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.

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I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.

I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.

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You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.

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7 points

Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.

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pearly Gates

Subtle. I like it.

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5 points

Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.

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I’d love to see this jerkoff locked up and given zero platform to spew his horse manure. So tired of this country being held hostage to this asshole.

At one point, we’d break out the butterfly nets for crazies like this, or at least make them stand out on the corner with a sign; now one party and much of the corporate media embraces them.

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