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Cashier: You’re always buying these, you must really love your pet. What’s it called?

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It’s called Tchergrac (It’s the name of my Ancient Red Dragon in my game)

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An Orc.

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So just like Warhammer then

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At least most pet stores aren’t managing cunts, so yeah, go for pet stores please

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$35 or buy all the foam/paint/sand/tools yourself and make it for $85

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More durable though, worth it.

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This dude right here looks pretty cool

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Use him as some kind of forest sage that provides the party with guidance to find the evil that is poisoning the forest and using animals in ritualistic sacrifice.

Then he ends up getting poisoned by the evil and becomes ambulatory, so the party has to kill him or cleanse him using the knowledge they’ve gained thus far.

… I’m not a DM, but I love coming up with stories.

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Also nativity scenes! Tis the season to find some great terrain pieces

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Always has been…

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