What is your business plan?

Learn charm
Use it to get hired as the pastor of a megachurch
Use it on the congregation

that one works so well now, and without any magic.

Not super creative, but distort value would work pretty well. People would think you’re just a really good salesperson.

Until you try to overthrow the kingdom and people start to pay attention to your actual finances and you’re looking at 90+ felonies.

I get this reference!

I don’t, what is this a reference to?

I won’t try to overthrow the kingdom?
I sold everything legit. Just because people overpaid doesn’t mean I did anything illegal.

[Edit: I don’t get this reference apparently]

[Edit: oh]

I convince people to buy my junk using Charm for exorbitant prices.

Suggestion. And then go to Wall Street :)

Not the richest fastest but probably nice and discreet: electronics repair shop using mending.

You can’t mend to fix magic smoke problems. Though it would be awesome to run your finger along a cracked screen to repair it

Something something simple repairs… DM said no

Mend can’t fix magic.

This spell can physically repair a magic item or construct, but the spell can’t restore magic to such an object.

Magic smoke is magic smoke.

They’re making a joke, riffing off the “you let the magic smoke out” joke used in hardware repair. The “magic smoke” is when the chip fries and needs to be replaced, and mending can only physically repair magic items.

I think you would be able to

You can fix constructs and magical items with it, you can’t put magic back into it though

RAW it’s a pretty great spell to have IRL

5 minute $10 screen repairs?

Would have lines around the block.

Mending is so good, and as a Cantrip you don’t even need to be a practiced caster.

Mending was my first thought, admittedly because of Harry Potter And The Natural Twenty. D&D munchkin gets mis-summoned into Hogwarts, and spends a few hours every evening doing all the stuff the rules as written say his character can fit into an evening. He’s still incapable of any magic the school teaches, but now he’s got a bag of tricks a mile deep, and his robes look fucking incredible.

Why stop at electronics. I would think just going to a scrapyard and repairing machinery or vehicles back to working condition would be massive.

Take 20$ in scrap and turn into hundreds of dollars by repairing.

It’s got a volume restriction iirc. Like 3ft cube

Can you just do it in segments then?

I never took that cantrip, so not familiar.

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