When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third! That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!! And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England New Orleans!
This looks like a clay model or something that they’d use for a low budget movie lol
I put Zillow link in the self text but not only did I not check the dimensions carefully - I didn’t check them at all. Maybe it’s only five feet high!
Related?..
World’s littlest skyscraper - an off the net explanation about this Texas “skyscraper”.
A con artist inferred the building would be 480 feet tall but he never actually used the word “feet”. It’s 480 inches (12 m) tall.
this is legitimately just a playset i had as a kid in australia.
i’ve forgotten the name but i WILL find it. it was like red vs blue knights with this exact castle
EDIT: it was the Fisher Price Great Adventures Castle. I got the colours slightly wrong, it was Gold with blue accents vs Black with red accents.
look at this shit lmao
Wow, I’m sorry and I hope whoever had that thing built is happy with it, but that is fucking hideous
Ah yes, the mid-90s point-and-click game school of architecture
