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loaffy@lemmy.world
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This is the fakest looking text I’ve ever seen lmao

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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No but there is an allahu snackbar.

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Gilles_D@feddit.de
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Assalami alaikum, brother/sister. Pork is haramburger though

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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That’s all right, I’ll just have the halalfalfa salad with inshallots and 72 virgin olive oil vinaigrette. I hear it’s to die for.

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social
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Bra-fucking-vo! You just earned Lemmy Gold !

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AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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Can’t say I’ve ever heard anyone use “cement head” as an insult before!

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nxfsi@lemmy.world
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Is it pronounced like semen?

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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Shitty superhero name: Semen Ted

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x4740N@lemmy.world
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Downside would be the child support

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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I love it, but I feel like very few will’get’ that it’s really cement head…

Possibly still worth it though

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BossDj@lemm.ee
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Friendly reminder not to ever insult someone willing to ask questions to learn and grow!

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flipht@kbin.social
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Came here to say this. Especially issues of spelling or pronunciation. It’s fine to correct, politely, but making fun of them for these things is effectively punishing them for the people around them not explaining it to them earlier.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now. Same goes for learning anything.

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Bobo@lemmy.world
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Smoking that dark allah pack

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