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The giveaway has ended and the winner is: sag@lemm.ee. Congratulations! Have fun with the game!

Thank you all for all the funny jokes!

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Hello fellow SV fans. Every year I give away 1 Steam key for Stardew Valley to a random person. Past years it was someone from the Steam SV forum or someone from the comments section on a random YouTube video about SV. This year, since i migrated from reddit to Lemmy, I decided to do the giveaway here on this community.

To enter the giveaway just leave a farming-related joke as a top-level-comment under this post. Your Lemmy account must be at least one week old at the time of the drawing (18.11.23).

Please don’t post offensive, racist, trans- or homophobic jokes.

The key can be redeemed globally on Steam (PC).

Doesn’t matter if you already own the game, maybe you know someone you could gift it to. Or maybe you own it on console but want to play on PC also.

The winning comment will be chosen randomly on Saturday, 18. November, 18:00 UTC.

Good Luck!

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Why does the farmer’s dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?

He’s herd them all

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“Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a …”

*impatient growls from stage left*

“Come on, I’ve herd you all before.”

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9 points

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose!

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Why didn’t the farmer want snakes on his farm?

He was lactose intolerant.

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9 points

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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What is this joke?

Corned beef.

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What did the plant say to their friend they hadn’t seen in ages?

Long thyme no see.

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Stardew: Mussolini edition. Now you control the railroad, and the trains run on thyme.

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Why didn’t the farmer invest in security?

Because their potatoes had eyes and corn had ears.

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