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The giveaway has ended and the winner is: sag@lemm.ee. Congratulations! Have fun with the game!
Thank you all for all the funny jokes!
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Hello fellow SV fans. Every year I give away 1 Steam key for Stardew Valley to a random person. Past years it was someone from the Steam SV forum or someone from the comments section on a random YouTube video about SV. This year, since i migrated from reddit to Lemmy, I decided to do the giveaway here on this community.
To enter the giveaway just leave a farming-related joke as a top-level-comment under this post. Your Lemmy account must be at least one week old at the time of the drawing (18.11.23).
Please don’t post offensive, racist, trans- or homophobic jokes.
The key can be redeemed globally on Steam (PC).
Doesn’t matter if you already own the game, maybe you know someone you could gift it to. Or maybe you own it on console but want to play on PC also.
The winning comment will be chosen randomly on Saturday, 18. November, 18:00 UTC.
Good Luck!
Why did the farmer get lost in his own field?
Because he was corn-fused!
Why wouldn’t a farmer laugh at any jokes?
Because all the jokes were very corny.
Congrats! You won the key! I will send you a private message with the key. Have fun with it!
What did the pumpkin need after falling down?
A pumpkin patch!
Pierre gave me a bug report about my veggies.
Linus tried to help but I told him he’s a stupid old git and shoed him away.
The Wizard was no help. Terrible UI.
One hopeless winter I gazed into the void and he gave me an accessibility tool. But it wouldn’t burn the bugs.
The Dwarf disavows private property. I think he’s Stallman in disguise. But he still didn’t help me.
Willie helped me navigate C, but all I found was golden walnuts and a talking parrot.
I checked the 'forge; still no fix.
Shane offered beer, but it had copyright restrictions so I couldn’t stomach it.
Vincent wanted to help, but his mom doesn’t like it when he gets dirty.
I even tried a grassroots solution, but my chickens ate it up in exchange for valuable yolks.
The Stars did not help; the deadline Due…
In the end I fixed it with a pumpkin patch.
The best thing after a long day of working out in the field is bringing your dirty hoes inside
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
