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What about a banana?

Checks username

…oh

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No

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Meanwhile I’m over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.

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Those aren’t prices, they’re age restrictions

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Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

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That’s almost certainly a girl cat though

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Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

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Saying girls can’t be gay and eat hotdog?

Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

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How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

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I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

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That’s Lt. Danjus.

He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

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I’m sorry! Please, can I have one now?

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Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun…constable I was going to say constable!

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