23 points
He needs to get some tattoos to remind himself.
11 points
16 points
Source: Carpets – The Jenkins
14 points
Why would i keep a car as a pet?
12 points
Stolen from Mitch Hedberg:
15 points
Both are making fun of the same tired commercial phrase, but they are definitely not the same joke.
1 point
2 points
11 points
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“I was watching late night infomercials, when one came on and said ‘forget everything you know about slipcovers,’ so I did, and it was a load off my mind. And then they tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn’t know what the fuck they were”
~Mitch Hedburg