64 points

She’s the only one who looks fun enough to date…

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wow. maybe because the others arent looking to date. because they are engaged/married

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I only date married chicks, they’re cheaper.

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I’d actually agree there.

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I mean, by nature of the photo, she’s being set up to look cool. The others are all doing one thing, which is essentially bragging (in a sense. It’s a tradition based on judging/measuring wealth of the one who gave them the ring), while she is self-aware enough to look like she’s poking fun at herself, while also proving she’s above the tradition on display.

This is a one-photo story where she’s set up to be the hero. Not to mention the color differences, the others have their hair down/done while she has her hair pulled back. It’s almost too-set up to make her look awesome.

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Also hotter than all her friends. Marriage is a mug’s game anyway.

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Nah. There are at least two in that line up that are cute. In fact some people thinking drinking like a lush is a huge turn off.

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You’ve been too sober for too long and it has affected your judgement. Which one will it be, sport? Moonface, Grandma or the skeletal ghost of benedict cumbersnatch?

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Hehe i drink beer im so fun hoho

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16 points

More that they’re willing to pose like this for the picture

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Seems like they’re all willing to pose like that for a picture. Do you think girl in purple came up with the idea and executed it all on her own? Looks to me like she had at least three (maybe four, depending on who’s taking the picture) equally fun friends who also thought this would be hilarious.

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Where my beer nerds at.

Can we ID that label?

Looks ballast point-y. Given general sales and color… Is that a sculpin? Perhaps grapefruit?

That’s my vote

Edit: yeah it’s gotta be sculpin. Diagonal fat orange-ish fish. I see enough pink to presume grapefruit and not regular or habanero…

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I’m counting like 12 pixels in the original pic but hot damn I think you got it. Well done.

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Real beer nerds wouldn’t admit to knowing what a Ballast Point looks like since they got bought out by AB like 10 years ago.

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Real beer nerds would know they got bought by Constellation (Corona, Pacifico) not AB InBev.

Real beer nerds would also know that Constellation sold them to a group of Brewers (Kings Convicts) in Chicago 5 years ago.

Grapefruit scuplin came before the buyout. So there’d be no shame in recognizing this era of their branding even if you were right.

Don’t try to out beer-nerd me, Holmes! Homie don’t play 🤓

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9 points

Damn well done dude I think you’re right

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28 points

These comments are terrible.

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For real. Disappointing to see all the weird misogyny & judgements on these random woman.

Even the ones being positive towards one of the women only do so by putting down the other woman.

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7 points

And also by judging whether or not any of them are cute/dateable. Awful stuff.

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14 points

Sometimes Lemmy feels like a subscription to r/incels…

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5 points

And star trek, Linux, fuck microsoft, privacy, piracy, commies.

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2 points

hey, I like most those things…

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22 points

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

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10 points

That’s definitely black!

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5 points

Is her name Yanny or Laurel?

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5 points

Gold, you fucking savages!

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4 points

Lavender is darker. That’s lilac

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3 points

blue.

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13 points

Relationship goals

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20 points

being… single?

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11 points

Being Awesome

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10 points

That’s not a goal but the reality.

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7 points

Sure, why not?

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1 point

Or worse… Divorced cat lady.

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4 points

You may break up whenever you want actually and achieve your goal

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