December of 94 here, same. All of my memories of that time have nothing to do with the trappings/culture of the decade outside of my Disney VHS tapes and the bean bag chair I watched them in

We use covfefe a lot in our house, as well

It’s closer to Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Only salted butter, as far as I know. The salt keeps it preserved. Unsalted needs to be either used promptly or refrigerated I’m pretty sure?

You realize that people only say that stuff to emphasize that it literally doesn’t matter what the person running against Trump does, they’ll vote for them to keep him out of office, right? It’s less a sweeping declaration of loyalty for a political party/cult of personality, and more an affirmation for how badly they want to keep Trump out of office.

There’s archeological evidence of sling stones being found with “May this hit you in the dick” carved on them in Latin, so yeah. Dick jokes are a time-honored human tradition!

Rich people don’t give a fuck about public schools, lmao, they send their kids to private ones.

“She’ll expect you to be a supportive partner and father who does his share, right?? That shit is gross, so she’d better get to popping your back zits!!”

Fucking hell. Some people.

Very much agreed.

He’s not an infant or a puppet. Anything posted for him almost certainly comes with his at least partial approval. Who do you think hires his PR firm? He does.