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Fake: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being fit

Gay: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being extremely gay

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Anon discovers eating healthy and exercising.

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Don’t forget the beard.

The beard hides an ugly jaw, I know from experience.

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I try to improve the days of strangers by offering compliments that (hopefully) clearly have no ulterior motive. The two easiest ways I’ve found to do this are a. Offer the compliment in passing so that it is obvious I’m not asking for anything as a follow-up because I’ve already walked away and b. Compliment things that took time, effort or courage (like an elaborate hairstyle or colorful makeup).

Metaphorically speaking as a man with a beard, I appreciate men with beards because the man in question is often very pleased with his beard and, in most cases, took time to develop it. Therefore, it’s nearly universally a safe thing to compliment. I’ve never once complimented a beard and not gotten a grin and at least brief conversation as a result. Sometimes I’ll even get a brotherly slap on the back.

Maybe OP got a lot of - or even a few - compliments on his beard, regardless of the state of his jaw, and it boosted his ego.

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The best non-creepy way I’ve found to compliment a random woman is “That’s a great look.”

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As a man with a somewhat shorter full beard, though not thin by any means. I take a decent bit of pride in it cause even in its most dhaggy state it requires a decent bit of maintenance with grooming to keep it from ingrowing and knotting.

So yeah any compliment is appreciated keep up the good work.

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So long as the beard isn’t also ugly

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He’s not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.

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…together with his gay lover

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And possibly being paid by Persians

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Greekmaxing

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Why cheap red wine?

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OP forgot to take inflation into account.

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Ancient wine was actually not very good

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Its spiciness sounds appealing though

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It was potent though, had to water it down.

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Adding dirty water to clean booze is gross

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If it’s the only thing you drink, price adds up fast.

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