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“Wokistan” is actually the name of my Chinese-Central Asian fusion cuisine restaurant

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sounds delicious. 3 orders of your finest dumplings, please.

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14 points

[muffled shouting from the kitchen]

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14 points

No-no, its wok is tan, they are doing deep UV frying of rice

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the woke woks are all black

so they need to make them beige skinned to be good patriots

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8 points

i fckin cant wait to try it

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22 points
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Imagine the bear is holding up this sign.

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- “Welcome to Wokistan!”

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Some art student in a city not far from mine got his resident visa cancelled after tagging some palestine slogans on walls, hes getting deported for some fucking harmless taggs, meanwhile dudes frothing at the mouth about “wokism” and “cultural marxism” (yeah thats still a thing here) are routinely invited by news stations to spew their shit. But yeah wokism is the threat to free speech i guess fam

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11 points

why is wokisme so fucking funny

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Because it’s a word you make up to make fun of the French, but they made it up themselves.

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french philosophy already inherently a silly circlejerk, and when they’re rendering the most circlejerked canard of anglo discourse it’s just

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I am wok. Wok is me.

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