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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel(www.businessinsider.com)

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I want off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

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slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
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I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there’s an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can’t he be normal and wear women’s underwear?

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keefshape@lemmy.ca
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Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you’re the best.

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slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
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You have vpl, bro.

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toasteecup@lemmy.world
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This comment reminds me of the women’s pants episode of the it crowd

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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It was the second line that really sold it.

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deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

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empireOfLove@lemmy.oneOP
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This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

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eric@lemmy.world
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I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

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empireOfLove@lemmy.oneOP
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I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

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Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

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empireOfLove@lemmy.oneOP
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Of course they have standards!

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Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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Dumbest fucking timeline.

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Hairyblue@kbin.social
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Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And… no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

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eric@lemmy.world
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No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

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theodewere@kbin.social
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slices of the the same asshole pie

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

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eric@lemmy.world
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Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

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Cort@lemmy.world
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Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend’s nose?

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empireOfLove@lemmy.oneOP
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You can pick any nose you want at least once.

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