Stouffer’s comes in second.

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This is incredibly true.

Most of my family just does really dumb stuff with stuffing. Celery? Fucking gross, get that slimy wood out of my food. Putting it in the turkey? Far too soggy. I understand some people want to call it “dressing” instead of “stuffing” if it’s not “stuffed” into the bird, but I don’t care. If you want to get pedantic I’ll just say dressing > stuffing.

The worst is overseasoned stuffing. Under-sessoned stuffing can be saved by gravy. But I’ve had stuffing that’s way too salty, or just completely overwhelmed with black pepper.

The boxes stuff? Perfectly acceptable every time. A variety of flavors: traditional is great, but don’t be sleeping on cornbread either.

I’ve had some pretty good stuffing in restaurants. And I suspect it comes straight from the same factory as the boxed stuff too. I’m sure I could make a slightly better stuffing myself from scratch, but not significantly better enough to merit the increased cost, time, and kitchen resources.

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I often feel the same. Actually good homemade stuffing is amazing. But then they go and put big chunks of celery or fucking pickles of all things for some reason in it.

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Sounds like none of y’all have had newfie dry dressing and it fuckin shows.

Ta-da.

Y’all use the most disgusting overly wet stuffing in the world and then get surprised when it’s shit.

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OK, but “savoury” as an ingredient? Otherwise it is basically the same, though I don’t know what is implied by mentioning a flavor profile as an ingredient.

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That savoury makes the difference. It isn’t a flavor profile though. It’s a dried herb. Summer Savoury. In Newfoundland it’s just called savoury all the time. No, I don’t know why. Confused the hell out of me too when I was younger.

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TIL… thanks. I might try to get ahold of some of that here, but the 2k mile shipping might not be worth it.

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Oh man. That looks fabulous. I may have to give it a go some time. Can’t do it tomorrow, but one day soon…

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That dry dressing just looks like a casserole or mac and cheese topping

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I’m Canadian so I had this conversation about a month ago.

I agree with the stuffing … when you are preparing ten food items for a big supper, no sense in taking time to make complicated stuffing when all you need is a big packet and some hot water. Especially when the difference is negligible between instant and homemade.

I feel the same about frozen lasagna. Either my wife, myself or both of us can spend hours in the kitchen making a good lasagna recipe and it doesn’t taste much better than a store bought frozen one that didn’t take any work.

Now Turkey Gravy … that is a war I’m willing to fight.

The worst crime I ever witnessed was my mother in law’s Turkey Gravy, which I had to bear every Christmas for years. She dosed her roasted turkey in plain water, drained the liquid at the end, strained off the fat, leaving only mostly water and then added a flour slurry with no spices … it came out as a thin white pudding the same color as the potatoes and the whole family loved it. As much as they said they loved it, everyone heavily salted their food anyway.

That was about ten years ago and I’ve studied the gravy arts and become an expert at seasoning my turkey, roasting it with minimal liquid, carefully collecting drippings, making roux, seasoning and flavoring if I need to and making the creamest, tastiest, brown turkey gravy … even my wife raves about it now.

God that reminds me, I froze some leftovers into a dinner tray … I’m eating some today.

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I feel the same about frozen lasagna. Either my wife, myself or both of us can spend hours in the kitchen making a good lasagna recipe and it doesn’t taste much better than a store bought frozen one that didn’t take any work.

Speak for yourself on that one. I can do a home made lasagna that’s far better than anything that’s available mass produced and frozen.

But I’m still gonna bake a Stouffer’s most of the time because it’s way less work.

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I don’t deny it and I would love to try your lasagna.

But on average it takes about six hours to make a good lasagna … that’s cooking, cutting, mixing, boiling, preparing and then baking the food. Not to mention the expense of gathering good ingredients to make it.

I’m not saying frozen lasagna is the best … it’s like the turkey stuffing … I would rather spend five minutes making some instant store bought food that is decent quality rather than spend hours making something a little bit better.

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You’d rather eat a stove top than homemade dressing?

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The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.

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The directions say to mix the hot water thoroughly throughout the dry mixture, cover, and remove from heat so the entire mix can absorb the water. Sounds like there was no mixing and the half that wasn’t in the water barely got any while the rest was sitting in the water meant for the entire package. Easy fix is to mix it before covering. Hopefully the next batch comes out to your satisfaction!

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How do you screw up boxed stuffing so badly? They’re not gourmet obviously, but they’re also about as complicated as store bought ramen.

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You’ve done it incorrectly, then.

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In my experience, 9/10 times yes.

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I guess you get your daily dose of iron, and then some…

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4 points

I don’t get it. You prefer your appliance to food?

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Stovetop is a brand of prepackaged stuffing/dressing

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