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I love the black man in the background of the thumbnail. “Is this motherfucker serious??”

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Congratulations Jim! You won a free submarine ride.

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Whoa that’s deep

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i want to live in their invented universe

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Imagine being a billionaire and still living with a the victim mentality they abuse the proletariat of having.

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Objection, your honour. Irsay.

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The 64-year-old businessman also told Real Sports that he has gone to rehab for addiction 15 times

I believe him when he says his hip surgery is the reason he failed the sobriety test. After 15 rehabs, he surely never operated a vehicle while intoxicated. That would defy all odds.

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Also, jackass

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