Always that feeling(jlai.lu)

~ $ cowsay Where Linux?
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&lt; Where Linux? >
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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kubica@kbin.social

6 points

10 months ago

“grep linux | this_guy”

or something like that?

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shneancy@lemmy.world

13 points

10 months ago

being simply observed gives me a -50% competence to anything i’m trying to do

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PeWu@lemmy.ml

5 points

10 months ago

And -50% intelligence while we at that

(Although -50% from 0 is still a 0)

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platypus_plumba@lemmy.world

2 points

10 months ago

Trying to do a basic Docker image during an interview was wild.

I was writing shit like “chmod user:user 400 file”

Somehow the person didn’t notice and said everything looked fine. When the interview was over, I looked at it and every single command was shit.

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xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu

11 points

10 months ago

I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add

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Veneroso@lemmy.world

10 points

10 months ago

This game was programmed live in front of a studio audience.

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