34 points

I would have also accepted:

Typing up an email

Typing up an email while sharing your screen

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Funny, but…

echo "Where Linux?"
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~ $ cowsay Where Linux?
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< Where Linux? >
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
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“grep linux | this_guy”

or something like that?

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being simply observed gives me a -50% competence to anything i’m trying to do

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And -50% intelligence while we at that

(Although -50% from 0 is still a 0)

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Trying to do a basic Docker image during an interview was wild.

I was writing shit like “chmod user:user 400 file”

Somehow the person didn’t notice and said everything looked fine. When the interview was over, I looked at it and every single command was shit.

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I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add

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This game was programmed live in front of a studio audience.

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