51 points

Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.

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What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)

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And then he gets mad :(

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Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?

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It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.

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Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine

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If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!

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6 points

Learn to swim!

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38 points

World’s largest iceberg so far

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It’s all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.

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Iceberg-Orca alliance.

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Since calving off West Antarctica’s Filchner-Ronne Ice Shelf in 1986, …

Holy hell…

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Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…

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