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Calm down, Mark Rober.

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Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

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12 points

Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

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24 points

The worst part about this:

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9 points

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

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Oh for god’s sake. I said:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

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17 points

WHAT?

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9 points

Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

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7 points

Damn, I’m missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

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15 points

said GladOS calmly…

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Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

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30 points

Did glados write this

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Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

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GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

https://youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

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Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

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3 points

What show/movie did I miss?

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7 points

Most people SAW that one

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Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

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23 points

Just don’t spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous…

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I think this one is more in proportion

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