77 points

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you’re gonna tell me you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

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64 points

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

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28 points

What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

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With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

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14 points
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O’Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

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3 points

Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you’re just slamming more power at stuff than it’s meant to use, where’s your overcurrent protection?

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41 points

one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it’s the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O’Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can’t ‘just reroute power from things’.

it’s a funny little nod from the writers.

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16 points

Yes the buttons can control relay switches.

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10 points

Yeah you can shut the power from anywhere if you’re running low. You just need a sufficient switching system and for the issue to be related to supply or drain elsewhere

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35 points

I don’t know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

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16 points

That’s why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

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5 points

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

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6 points

Well, it really wasn’t. You’d program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It’s a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it’s actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

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32 points

How do you know the buttons don’t trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

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Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

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Some real dense, high-tech circuitry going on in there…

…is that an isolinear rod next to Uhura’s head?

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8 points

That’s an interesting way to spell relays

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5 points

OP is probably German.

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7 points

you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I’ve seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

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69 points

wait till they rediscover seatbelts

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49 points

If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it’s good enough for my Hyundai.

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1 point

In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.

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19 points

That’s what the inertial dampeners are for!

… if they were working

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18 points

“Inertial dampeners have failed.”

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

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16 points

Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

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10 points

and start actually putting on space suits when they should.

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11 points

But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!

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3 points

That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.

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2 points

Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.

Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…

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4 points

There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.

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7 points

THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

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4 points

Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?

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64 points

Once again I remind you all that these consoles are not powered by a substance as boring as regular electricity. Oh no. It has to be highly energetic tuned plasma…straight to the user interface consoles…for, uh, reasons.

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34 points

The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it’s processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

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12 points

Wouldn’t it be easier and safer to just use it to generate boring old electricity and send that through the ship? Maybe the danger is there to keep the crew excited and working at maximum efficiency…

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4 points

You have dangerous ideas.

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3 points

I like the theory that it’s sent to the bridge to uplift the morale of the regular crew. They knew the officers will be the first to get blown up in any hostile encounter.

It keeps the captain in check if he knows he’s going to get a blown up console to the face instead of a lower deck red shirt dying .

When those protocols can’t be used like in landing parties, it’s the red shirts who die first.

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10 points

All I’m saying is, there’s no way this would pass a MIL-STD-882 safety assessment in the twenty first century. So I have no idea how they got their spaceworthiness certificate.

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21 points

Gotta have a way to effortlessly kill redshirts. Whoops! Another plasma conduit blew out. Poor Gary.

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55 points

Battle shorting the practice of negating the fuses in a ship or other war machine because a blown fuse disabling a key system could lead to the loss of the whole ship in battle, and the equipment can maybe work over its rated limit for a time when necessary. Cathode Ray Dude did a video about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJ_6LCly4A

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70 points

“In a battle or emergency, where the survival of the vessel (or other protected asset) is dependent upon the continued operation of the equipment, it is sometimes wiser to risk equipment damage than have the equipment shut down when it is needed. For example, the electrical drives to elevate and traverse the guns of a combat warship may have “battleshort” fuses, which are simply copper bars of the correct size to fit the fuse holders, as failure to return fire in a combat situation is a greater threat to the ship and crew than damaging or overheating the electrical motors.”

Huh. Learn something all the time.

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17 points

So sticking a penny in the fuse slot in my car is actually a galaxy brain move.

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17 points

when your car is under fire, yes.

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2 points

Something can probably be done though with matter synthetiser and teleporters.

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31 points

If only they had Space OSHA.

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8 points

That would be so cool a sci-fi adaption of forklift-driver Klaus (warning, a bit gory but hilarious):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

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1 point

what the actual fuck

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3 points

Don’t say I didn’t warned you.

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