Its so bad

But also really, really funny, albeit unintentionally (pyramids go boom boom scene melted my sides). Also love the liberal shithousery of portraying napoleon as some sort of proto-Hitler or something, but apparently a couple of advisors and the director himself are anglo and some are ex-british military so can’t say im surprised. The politics of the era are barely touched upon too even though they were such an important aspect of Napoleon’s life like ???

it’s a really weird, aimless and incredibly bland movie, about a man who was certainly none of those things. I wasn’t expecting accuracy but at least a pretty spectacle, but instead got served a 2h long sleeping pill…

Wish I would’ve torrented this thing instead of wastkng money on a pricey cinema ticket (why has the cinema become so expensive what the fuck)

Ridley Scott perplexes me. I like a large portion of his movies (I even liked the “The Last Duel”) but the dude also puts out some just really D-grade stuff. I haven’t heard many good things about Napoleon from the Internet nor my movie friends in real life.

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I remember this movie’s cultural impact was huge. It took a decade for society to stop quoting it, but only a week for the quoting to start.

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I don’t mean any of this in a good way.

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It took a decade for society to stop quoting it,

the movie just came out??

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I think she thinks we’re talking about Napoleon Dynamite

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she is a prophet, let her cook

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Is this the Joaquin Phoenix movie where he plays a weird loner who is isolated from the rest of society? I really like that one.

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I haven’t seen a single still of this movie where Joaquin Phoenix is wearing anything other than a contemptuous frown. Wasn’t napoleon supposed to be charismatic and funny and shit? Who would follow this dour asshole into battle

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Yeah thats another point i hadnt thought off, Joaquin phoenix seems bored as fuck even when in battle, its fucking bizarre

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Yep, the historians saying the movie sucked take another W

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