54 points

She’s only there because she misunderstood what COP28 is

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43 points

“Under no circumstances will the United States permit the forced relocation of Palestinians from Gaza or the West Bank, the besiegement of Gaza, or the redrawing of the borders of Gaza,” Harris explained, according to a statement from the vice president’s office.

What’s been happening for the past month in Gaza then? Just a little Israeli adventure into Gaza with a few fireworks?

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Cutting off water, electricity, emergency aid, and food while also launching a coordinated air and ground attack isn’t a siege, it’s an invasion which is totally different

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I can imagine her losing her temper in the (very?) near future when she’s in a media scrum and she loses her cool because the reporters keep asking questions and they are unsatisfied with her answers.

“But some media outlets are describing this as ethnic cleansing.”

“Look - I’ll say it yet again. Israel is annexing Gaza. Egypt is welcoming Gazans. This is not forced relocation.” And she walks away in a huff.

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30 points

Shell just pop another perc and forget she was her

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34 points

“We won’t permit”

Does nothing

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under threat of a sternly worded scolding

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11 points

[continues to write checks and send weapons to isntreal]

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5 points

She means it literally. There’s a permit you’re supposed to get for genocides, but she’s just not going to issue it.

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Did she say it without laughing?

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I can imagine this - “I love to say ‘If you can’t do the time - don’t do the crime.’ Hamas did the crime and now Gazans gonna do time in Egypt!” She laughs like a drain but then she says “Fuck! Is that mic on? Fuck!”

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I could see her going on one of her spacecase rants and accidentally acknowledging borders aren’t real.

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Only if they didn’t bring a Venn-Diagram to the presentation. Those things are like catnip to her.

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