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  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.

  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit

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2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

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Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

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Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

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Never understood that about the walking dead. Gasoline stops being vital after 3-6 months, so years into the apocalypse and everyone’s driving cars, and Daryl has that sweet frankenbike. What are those things running on?

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Gas is no longer in prime condition after 3-6 months, but is still combustible for at least a year or two. Old gas will damage your engine over time though. Most of the degradation is due to oxidization, so if the gas were in sealed cans, maybe it could last longer.

But yeah, 5+ years in and most gas is unlikely to work in an engine. You’d have to be making some kind of bio-ethanol at that point.

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plot twist, the jeep is electric and there is a spinner-bike in the back you can use to charge it with. Only four short days of pedaling will get you 100 miles!

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Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

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And both problems are connected to the jeep?

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I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

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Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

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Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

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You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

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For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

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Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

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I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

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