172 points

Anon was in a private home and ate someone’s food

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Drunk as fuck, someone took pity on him at the bar and gave OP some takeout.

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Bet ya they charged him for it tho. As they should.

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6 points

The ol’ RDJ

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I’ve had this before, except I was drunk, and it was a kebab.

I really, really do not like kebabs… my friend convinced me to get one. This kebab was like it had been sent from the heavens, I was in shock, never had I experienced a kebab like this.

The next day, I messaged my friend asking where we had the kebab… neither of us could remember. I had a vague idea of what the door looked like, we searched every time we were in the city centre for many years, but in vain.

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75 points

The kebab phenomenon. It is known to appear for those who need it the most, until it is no longer needed.

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9 points

If you ever do track down this place, let me know

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Alas, I moved to another part of the country last month, and I no longer speak to that friend, so it’s an impossible dream.

I’ll have to be content with the delicious memory.

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89 points

Those are mobile restaurants run by kitsune who cross dimensions to serve a variety of clientele. You just happened to have stumbled inside on the night before they left to another realm. Consider thyself lucky, mortal, for their food is god-tier

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11 points

New reality headcannon. And if this is a simulation, why not?

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I’ve heard if you take a plane, the simulator gets twisted around a bunch and you can experience some Real Shit.

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Oh I saw that one on nhentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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5 points

🤘🏻🦊

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75 points

Maybe he accidentally walked into some Chinese person’s home and they played along and fed him to get him to leave?

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23 points

I’d bet money on this possibility.

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We once accidentally did this in China far off the usual tourist locations for foreigners. People were chilling outside sitting around the table and we mastook them for a café. The host told us about the errors of our ways but was hospitable enough to talk with us and offered some food, which we paid for. That was an interesting experience

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5 points

Happens to the best of us.

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64 points

Dude was eating out of a restaurant dumpster in a back alley somewhere next to the cooks that were enjoying their cigarette break.

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