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Guess I'll die(lemmy.world)

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DominicusPurple@lemmy.ml
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you break the windows

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sab@kbin.social
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…would the windows be acceptable if they’re open?

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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They are… well, at least notepad.

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JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info
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If you React quick enough.

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arnoid@kbin.social
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Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

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JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info
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I will use wine to douse the fire.

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R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

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gun/linux@latte.isnot.coffee
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But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

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singron@lemmy.world
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I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

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radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I’ll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can’t see any more outta sight outta mind

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Chais@sh.itjust.works
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Noot noot

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