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Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we’re all good.

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I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

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I’ll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can’t see any more outta sight outta mind

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Noot noot

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I will use wine to douse the fire.

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Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

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But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

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