Time magazine: “we don’t know how yet, but we’re gonna find a way to link the rise of fascism and avocado toast”

121 points

The article is largely good quality but what even is this:

“We couldn’t destroy the Taliban, but office work destroyed the Taliban,” said one Tiktoker, reviewing articles and quotes from the report.

It doesn’t even name the person. Just cherry picked some random quip from social media and pasted it into the body.

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I’ve been hating this since Twitter became a thing. I used to read BBC news articles for (seemingly) good quality reporting, and then they started quoting random twitter users. Like, who gives a fuck?

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Hell, there are even news articles only quoting Tweets.

And TV shows only re-streaming viral YT videos. I imagine these people just watch YT the whole day and call it work.

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4 points

Living the dream, if you ask me. Just don’t mix it with serious news. “New political coalition formed! Twitter user rear_beads commented: ‘lol’”

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One can view a show about humorous viral YouTube videos to be this generation’s America Funniest Home Videos.

Edit: Fix grammar

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5 points

It always seemed strange to me as well. Who is this person, and why should I value their opinion?

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Even worse when a “news” article is just embedding a bunch of Tweets from random people and calling it news.

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Editor: The article is great! All we need now is a quote from social media and we can publish.

Journalist: We haven’t been able to find anything suitable, everyone thinks this story is satire.

Editor: Then just post one yourself and then quote that! But don’t reference your name, that’ll be a dead giveaway.

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15 points

Hard to cite a GPT reference.

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For me at least, “said” has a link to https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7mbL8g/

That link only takes me to the front page, but perhaps if someone has a tiktok account that goes to a video (a tik? Tok? Whatever it’s called).

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83 points

Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing’s harder

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This is like that comic today with the Viking. “History is written by the winners” he has to literally sit down with quill and parchment…

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59 points

Sounds like they need a good union.

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💯

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56 points

Hahahahhaha OMG. Yeah once the whole pew pew part of the insurrection is over and you actually take over the government, the whole running the government part isn’t as fun now ain’t it?

What a bunch of idiots.

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The weird thing is that they used to be in power, before the 9/11 American “freedom spreading” spree in the region.

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Nah, those guys were boomers/gen-xers and have probably either all died off or retired from this nonsense. The Taliban in charge now are millennials/zoomers who likely grew up getting told all about the glory days but not the drudgery.

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And who probably skipped school since those were all gender integrated under the NA government the US was backing

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And they were in power because the US helped them get there. This article praising Osama bin Ladenisn’t The Independent’s finest hour 😬

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That’s not what happened,

The US sent Pakistan materials to supply to local Mujihideen to provide support to the US assisting the Northern Alliance, AKA the guys they were later supporting against the Taliban once the Taliban basically all but chartered the planes for Bin Laden.

You’d be amazed how many of america’s problems in the region trace in some way back to “Pakistan did it.”

Like it’s not unreasonable to guess that Kissinger croaked because his old heart couldn’t take how America’s foreign policy was becoming way more aligned with those “commies” in India after just a few terrorisms and genicides on Pakistan’s part.

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It does go to show that people sometimes don’t think ahead. They seem to have only ever considered the present and now reality hit them in the face lol. Similar happened to Trump when he was elected and suddenly had to…you know…work.

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It does go to show that people sometimes don’t think ahead

The Independent sure didn’t!

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I mean, isn’t this like people predicting the year 2000 from the year 1920 and people in 2020 making fun of that being wrong? In neither situation could the future be predicted.

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What a bunch of idiots Republicans

There, FTFY

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44 points

Wow, maybe the taliban really will be defeated by capitalism

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Which is deeply ironic considering how they founded themselves as a rebellion against the “false gods” of capitalism communism and democracy.

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When you think you’re the Free Jaffa but you’re just the regular Jaffa lol

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Capitalism will eventually beat itself

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