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Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!

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Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

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“I am once again asking for material components.”

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MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

…I can’t tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

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30 points

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24 points

I wish he fucking would!

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7 points

Spells of socialism

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2 points

Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.

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3 points

Single mana system

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If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

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He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

Sounds brutal 😆

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That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.

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Bernie at the vending machine:

checks wallet

Aw damn, no monies

takes a few quarters from behind ear

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More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity

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