cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9210722

Donald Trump has said that he will not become a dictator if he becomes US president again except “on day one”, after warnings from Democrats and some Republicans that the US was in danger of becoming an autocracy if he wins the 2024 election. Fuck, well at least he’s honest on this statement

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Wasn’t expecting to be hit with the tyrannical equivalent of “Just the tip!” today, lol.

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We get to have a little dictatorship as a treat.

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Like an appetizer

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If that’s the appetizer, I’m not sure I want the main course…

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Come on its just a hint of a police state

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An authoritarian spritz, if you will

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How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?

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Every day will be day one

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ha, tomorrow you can have democracy. Too bad tomorrow is always a day away.

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It’s like Groundhog Day but not funny.

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Oh that would be a great 3rd movie.

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He will abolish the calendar.

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Just like every week was infrastructure week.

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In an unrelated note, Trump embraces Amazon’s “It’s always day 1 culture”

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Seems legit. I never knew you could just do limited versions. So like:

  • One day dictator
  • Just a little genocide
  • Racist against a single group.
  • Limited war

I was watching Chris Christie on stage in the GOP debate being the sensible person. What the actual F…

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special military operation

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Come on guys, don’t you trust him? He seems like such a trustworthy fella.

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He who has the best words meant

From the first first day

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