Takes that are definitely not gonna age like milk

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Maduro, seriously

READ. 👏 THE. 👏 ROOM. 👏

only NATO is allowed to have oil, didn’t you get the memo??

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Lol guy thinks Maduro’s going to read his post like the president of Venezuela has time to obsessively google himself.

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37 points

Copuim dealer.

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Disgracing themselves in the Copium War

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41 points

lmao, this guy thinks javelins grow on trees

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What no dialectical materialism does to a motherfucker

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74 points

hate how they say “we will” and “we cut”. he really imagines himself sitting in the war room with the generals as they strategise on how to fuck shit up

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The neoliberal hierarchy is

  • POTUS
  • Generals
  • CIA
  • MIC
  • Lanyard advisors
  • Bankers
  • Executives
  • Stenographers
  • Pundits
  • Twitter personalities
  • Twitch streamers
  • Military analyst writing on forums on his break at Nordstrom
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It’s the same insufferable mentality in some sports fans.

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Babe, its time for your 4pm regime-change planning session. Get another OAS conference call together so we can talk about overthrowing the Venezuelan government again.

Yes, honey.

prove their military isn’t a paper tiger like Russia’s proved to be

Uh… huh.

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Russia is a paper tiger and we’re curb stomping them but also NATO is desperate to curb stomp someone to show they’re not a a paper tiger (like Russia, who we’re curb stomping)

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46 points

“We’re going to beat you like we beat Russia” seems to suggest Venezuela will control a solid third of Guyanese territory within the next two years.

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These libs probably think Xi also looks himself up to see what racist memes the smug libs are posting about him

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Our enemy will never stop finding was to be simultaneously too strong and too weak, and neither will we

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Russia is a paper tiger with the world’s worst tech! Unlike those strong Aryan Ukranians who used… Wait, what sort of weapons to defend themselves?

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