Instead of cursing the piece of shit flophouse planecopter that killed her husband she doubles down and becomes the osprey defender herself.

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Sign of a pretty strong relationship tbh. Probably shouldn’t have gotten on an Osprey if they wanted to keep that going.

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34 points

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I still kind of wonder if it’s just one of the longest bits ever

Become known enough as a defender of the thing, then pretend to die and be the spouse that takes the account over

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holy shit this might actually be the funniest fucking thing to happen all year

look at this comment chain https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/186s1kc/at_least_one_dead_as_us_osprey_aircraft_crashes/kbp9dr0/?context=3

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Our sincerest condolences for your loss, we on r/NonCredibleDefense will miss him as well.

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A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

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Lol it’s fail rate is x2 as bad as the black hawks and x6-x12 as bad as the cargo planes, but they deliberately rank by fatalities instead. When a cargo plane crashes, almost a hundred people die. When a V-22 crashes, less than a dozen die. Ergo it’s roughly as safe as a cargo jet.

A more honest rate would multiple flight hours by number of personnel on each flight. If you get on a V-22 you’re chance of dying skyrockets compared to being on a C-130.

edit: found a nerd who points this out: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helicopters/comments/18cre08/comment/kcd6zsb

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I haven’t been on Reddit in some time, but the urge to create an I_WAS_WRONG_ABOUT_V22 account is real

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:palpatine-dewit:

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54 points

If I’m ever killed in a tragic Communism accident, I hope that my wife will pick up my Hexbear account and double down on how awesome Communism is.

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buried under an avalanche of lenin’s collected works in hardcover…

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16 points

55 books around 25-30 kg, so it would be pretty hard to be buried under them. And English edition is smaller since afaik it’s based on earlier Soviet one, and they grown by the edition since more documents were found.

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this is sizeism, what if i’m a nac mac feegle?

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14 points

Being such a hardcore ML that I consider moving Comrade Lenin’s writings to be a form of revisionism, I accept my fate.

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9 points

Giant family Bible but it’s all the collected works of lenin

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3 points

Collected works of Lenin PLUS the 50 or so books in the Marx Engels Collected Works all in one HUGE book!

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40 points

Get in the fucking V-22

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