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Why is it always the sperm and never the egg?

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Because the man’s seed carries life while the women’s womb is literally dirt. /s

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The egg is the container of nutrients. The “house” with a fridge of infinite food, etc

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My kid was conceived via IVF. I literally have a picture of him as a 5-day-old blastocyst. (ok I can’t help being pedantic and pointing out that I think it would be more accurate to consider the embryonic disk as the true “here is me when I was little” precursor as the zygote/blastocyst develops not just into the baby but into the whole amniotic sac. But whatever).

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if my parents had a pic of me as blastocyst, I would find that very cool! you’re lucky!

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Every pic of you is when you were younger. - Mitch

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You mean it’s an old pic of half of you?

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Here’s an old pick of me.

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Is it, though?

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Yes it is. I’ve played Warframe on console (native PC title). It has a cursor and shitty uneven menus. Which means, I don’t play Warframe on console anymore. War Thunder has the same problem but they allow you to use the PS4 controllers touchpad as a mouse, so its not that much of an issue.

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