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pm_me_ur_thoughts@lemmy.world
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This post cannot be more American

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JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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Everyone seems to be assuming they meant Jesus Christ, but it’s much more likely an actual modern person called Jesus signed it. (If an actual modern person not called Jesus didn’t sign it)

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Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works
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How exactly does one authenticate that Jesus actually signed it? Also he definitely didn’t, it wasn’t written until 400 ad or later

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xantoxis@lemmy.world
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Shit yeah, let’s go get that bitch authenticated. Worth it just to see wtf they do for that part

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Authenticator: This does indeed appear to have been signed by Jesus Gonzalez, who works at Walmart with the seller.

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corvid_of_the_night@lemm.ee
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They must have the 3 AD version of the Bible. :P

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