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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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I like the idea that the best advice Jesus could give is “keep on truckin” lol

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kautau@lemmy.world
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Sometimes Jesus takes the wheel and sometimes he hands it back to you so you don’t run your truck off the road

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CM400@lemmy.world
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I used to sign bibles in hotel rooms with that exact phrase. This one is definitely not one of mine, though.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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That’s a good advice, but my favorite is “love thy neighbor”.

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xantoxis@lemmy.world
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Shit yeah, let’s go get that bitch authenticated. Worth it just to see wtf they do for that part

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Authenticator: This does indeed appear to have been signed by Jesus Gonzalez, who works at Walmart with the seller.

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suodrazah@lemmy.world
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Ah yes, let me sign this book about my future.

Keep on truckin’. 100% legit.

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DarkThoughts@kbin.social
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In modern English, using the Latin alphabet.

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nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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With a ballpoint pen

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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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THE LATIN ALPHABET VVAS AROVND AT THE TIME. VVHETHER IESVS KNEVV ABOVT IT IS A DIFFERENT MATTER, THOVGH HE DID HAVE SOME RVN-INS VVITH THE ROMAN EMPIRE, SO MAYBE?

Modern English and trucks though, definitely not.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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He was executed by the Romans. He definitely knew of the Romans.

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DarkThoughts@kbin.social
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Technically yes, but if he knew how to write, which is already a highly questionable thing, then it would likely not be in Latin.

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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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Who is this Jesus, he like a celebrity in Mexico or something?

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Teon@kbin.social
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Celebrity? No, he owns a bookstore in Oklahoma. Ask for Jesus Ramirez to get signed copies.

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Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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I think he’s a MLB player from Puerto Rico.

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theodewere@kbin.social
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wtf no Western Union, does this guy even know how the black market signed Jesus bible market works?

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oo1@kbin.social
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Maybe they rely on temple-based financial intermediaries or something?

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