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RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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All the miracles he was planning to give to dying children have been squandered on helping football teams win sorry.

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BustinJiber@lemmy.world
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He is Jesus on a budget after all

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SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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It’s just a bunch of emails about making dicks bigger.

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Chaotic Entropy@feddit.uk
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“Hot moms in your area want to praise you”.

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wheelie@lemmy.world
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Dear Jesus, just 2 more inches pls

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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Jesus: “The important ones will email me again.”

The important ones: “please help I’m being eaten by a bear”

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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Jesus: “Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it’s family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated.”
The no-longer important ones: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Jesus: “Oh. now you’re going to hell.”

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Forward all to Satan

??? … shit … shit … shit … I meant Santa … Not Satan???

ah fuck … it’s already sent … Oh well … wait another 2,000 years I guess

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Ferris@infosec.pub
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so waiting perpetually addressed but talk to me about … certainly helping these purely good uhh monkeys that keep praying at me

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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Needs a live, laugh, love ornament on the wall

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