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therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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Not the asshole, your nephew your rules

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CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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“My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him”

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Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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Monero paid prior to delivery 50/50

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rustydomino@lemmy.world
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Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

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moog@lemm.ee
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“Ask his mom if I can babysit him” is this not weird…?

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Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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Writing on the wall in your siblings’ house not wierd too…

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ChexMax@lemmy.world
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It’s not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

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JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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Why would it be? It’s your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What’s in your mind that makes it weird?

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moog@lemm.ee
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I actually don’t have any family and never have :/ it just me and my dad

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Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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“not tonight. He broke both his arms so we’re going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?”

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glorious_albus@lemmy.world
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Now there’s a reference I hadn’t seen in a while

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Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world
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Now there’s a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

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DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social
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Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It’s amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

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kromem@lemmy.world
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Details don’t really matter for made up stories.

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halvar@lemm.ee
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You like telling kids Santa doesn’t exist, don’t you?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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That’s the best part of being a mall Santa.

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