The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you’ll get some disease and get sick. Well I’m an old “apple polisher”, and a case could be made that I’m a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it’s probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down “down there.”
the two types of comment on threads like these
Dey eat da poopoo
That’s the point of step 2: inspect ass
If you find or smell poopoo obviously don’t proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you’re into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)
Not really though. As a gay male I can assure you, nobody wants to eat “poo poo.” Well maybe there are some that do, but I’ve seen depictions of such things in straight porn more than in gay porn. And actually most men probably have some kind of scatalogical fantasies - not all of them of course. But gay people aren’t the only ones having anal sex or doing things “down there.”
I was making an old meme reference lol. I doubt many people at all, gay or straight, actually want to eat da poopoo. I sure hope not at least!
I remember that meme. I was just being over-explaining as usual. I also hope most people don’t want to eat poo poo for many health-related reasons. Yet I see so much “dung” shaped food these days, candies and chocolate shaped like piles of poo (looking like edible poo emojis) - what are we encouraging our kids to eat when we give them “reindeer poop” candy??
I’m gay, and I’m very happy to be gay, but I don’t really get what the term “gay” is about. When I was younger, I was straight, but then I met a guy who was a person I happened to fall in love with, and that’s when I realized what I was all about. I don’t really know what “gay” means other than that I am same-sex attracted, because I’m so much more as a person than just a sexual orientation. For example, I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English, and have spent many years as a filmmaker, and a writer. So I don’t really define myself through my sexual behavior, those some males do and I have no problem with that, to each his own is what I say.
Right. At any given point in time, there are WAY more straight folks eating ass in the world. Especially if gay people are only 4% of the population.
Well they say (this is gross but) they say that “ass is the new cunt.” Sorry for the NSFW language. I’ve noticed in men’s magazines that ass is a particular focus these days (yes I’ve seen it for myself). And I love it, personally. I think that it’s high time the heiny was given it’s due regard.
haha wtf
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