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This is basically how cognitive behavioral therapy works

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I tried CBT once, couldn’t sit right for weeks.

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I read this as “couldn’t shit right for weeks” and thought damn it! Willie strikes again! Bad Santa! Bad!

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Ok, here’s what’s im gonna do. I’m going to clean up my living room mess, take a leak, snag some water, blankie up in bed, and plug my phone in.

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I read that in Mikes voice

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blankie up in bed

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I did it, thanks Finger

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That’s pretty great.

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13 points

Anon finds a higher power.

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Mike was such an excellent character on both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. I agree hard, Mike’s away of just taking control of situations was so awe inspiring.

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