In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.
Bless the After School Satan (ASS) club 🤣 👹
Edit: such a sweet piece of naming it brings a tear to my eye 🍑🫏💦
Motto: “Come to school for a piece of ASS!”
… I feel bad about writing that.
Satanic church probably does more good for humanity then those bible thumpers ever have or will…
Not gonna bother looking for sources and just agree that what you said is a fact.
The satanic temple tenets are rock solid good people rules.
https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets
I think all religion is absolutely dumb and superstitious, but I give satanism a pass for the sake of essentially trolling what is considered normal religious standards.
They don’t troll. They have a believe system they honestly try to teach that is based on human morals instead of radicalized fiction. It’s a genuine attempt to replace theistic religion with a religion of the real human existence.
Pastafarianism on the other hand is designed to troll normal religions.
“I just happened to look in my emails and see the letter from the principal coming through saying that it was coming to Chimneyrock," Kincaid said. "I’m about to come unglued right now.”
I’m trying to picture what this looks like. She’s on the verge of throwing a temper tantrum over this, which is hilarious and to be honest really sad. These people need to grow up and get over themselves.
Also, why are only grandparents quoted in this article? Is there not enough conservative millennial rage in Tennessee to meet their quota?
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