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She was trying to go out in a glaze of glory.

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I ain’t even mad at her, I’m just jelly.

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Haha nice

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Bravo

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Do what you must, I have already won

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It was like a homing beacon for cops. They were gonna catch her eventually

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Homing beacon for the bacon.

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“Police said the spoiled doughnuts were “destroyed.”” Quote ‘destroyed’, umm hmm.

" Krispy Kreme reported the incident to the police and reassured customers then that it was “working to replace the 10,000 stolen doughnuts,” the BBC reported." Now New South Wales has to consume 2X the donuts just to catch up, cant have corporate taking the loss. Diabetes incoming.

“In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.” Yay Bears!!

I remember when this first was reported, and I wondered what the plan was; I mean what do you do with 10K donuts.

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“I mean what do you do with 10k donuts”

If you have to ask, then you haven’t been paying attention.

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Do… do you fuck them?

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When there’s 10k, not alone.

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I can destroy 10k doughnuts too. I can also destroy a bathroom toilet in the process.

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Florida vibes

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Australia is the Florida of the world

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All the fun wacky parts, but without most of the cruel authoritarian shit. Except for being racist towards black people.

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From what I’ve read, it’s already moving that way.

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I guess you haven’t heard of the Murdock news problem over there.

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99% sure the only reason we rarely hear about Australian racism is because of how successful they’ve been in segregating natives from colonizers.

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Nah, QLD is Australia’s Florida, NSW is more like it’s Texas.

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