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Why would she have the condoms?

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Omg! U slut!

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Because we’re the baddies. Keep up.

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Because some guys try to use the “oops I didn’t bring any condom” to try and rawdog it.

If it’s a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it’s a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

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Why wouldn’t she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

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How would she know what size of condition to have

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Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.

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I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.

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100% chance she put a pin through those.

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Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy

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Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.

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Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

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no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy

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Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

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Don’t even joke about that.

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I like to wait a bit as well.

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