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americans…

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Oh, bug off.

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Pretty sad that it needs to be explained why these are generally a terrible idea

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How else are we supposed to learn/know if not being explained? Omniscience?

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Common knowledge that touching electricity = ouch?

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touching electricity =

^Edit: it’s a gif, click on it otherwise my comment won’t make sense^

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I learned by sticking a butter knife into a outlet as a young child. That was a shocking surprise

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not if you jump first!

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Every day there are thousands of people who hear about this for the first time. I’d link the relevant xkcd but I’m too lazy right now

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Thanks!

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Actually, they do exist; that’s kind of the problem.

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Y’see, what ya do is take yer two cords and cut the ends off. Strip the wire and tie 'em together. Then ya wrap em in electrical tape so they’re water tight! Bam! Problem solved!

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Me and my dad actually had to do this with a high voltage plug for an air compressor.

We had a welder that had the same plug as our air compressor but we needed it to be longer. So we spliced two male ends together to make an extension.

It was only extremely dangerous for about 5 minutes but that was some of the sweatiest 5 minutes of my life.

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Next time you should unplug it from the wall first to be less stressful. :)

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Not enough guns.

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You mean these?

I posted these ones I found at the ski area I worked at 8 years ago. I wish they were a joke but some fucking moron had made these and used them on the trees in front of the lodge. In piles of snow too.

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It’s ace, so you can buy two plugs with terminals and make your own anyway.

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Aha! I knew there was a string adapter for my tin can so I can plug it to my audio jack!

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Was at a Christmas party last night and a guy dropped a 2 foot long double ended dildo on the table.

Male to Male adapters exist, but electrically questionable.

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ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

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What parties are you attending that:

  1. Someone brings a dildo
  2. You describe that someone as just “a guy”

Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

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Furry parties have more then double ended dildo

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Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

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Mine

I once decided to buy a dildo to spice up mine and my girlfriend’s bed play. Didn’t pay too much attention to the size, just saw positive reviews and clicked “buy now”. That’s how I ended up with a massive dildo in my mail. There’s no way it would fit her, nevermind me. But, it had a pump on it to simulate ejaculations, so it ended up being used as alcohol dispenser at our christmas party. And yes, there were more people than the two of us. It was certainly more usable than the menstrual whiskey cups that the other guy brought…

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Really fun ones.

The guy in question is a firefighter.

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