121 points

You don’t, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

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Its a “LiVe SeRvIcE”

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“Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10”

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Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

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19 points

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

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“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

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Any resigning version of this?

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Just release unfinished DLC for $35, release a “definitive version” even though that was only the first half of the DLC, release the even more unfinished second half of the DLC and still leave a bunch of shit from the base game unexplained. Yeah I’m still salty about something, how’d you know?

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This sounds like Destiny but I’m not sure.

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3 points

It’s Pokemon

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6 points

This is why you just change jobs every three years.

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Spend 42 hours making a professional quality message queue and entity component system then shelve the project because you got bored.

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