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You don’t, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

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Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

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“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

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Any resigning version of this?

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38 points

Its a “LiVe SeRvIcE”

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10 points

“Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10”

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27 points

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

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Just release unfinished DLC for $35, release a “definitive version” even though that was only the first half of the DLC, release the even more unfinished second half of the DLC and still leave a bunch of shit from the base game unexplained. Yeah I’m still salty about something, how’d you know?

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This sounds like Destiny but I’m not sure.

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3 points

It’s Pokemon

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I’m so glad I made games as a hobby before I got anywhere close to graduating. Killed that dream real fast. It felt like shit having to play your own game so many times the game lost all meaning and it was hard to gauge if it was even fun anymore.

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I’m also glad I did it as a hobby before I started viewing software development as a job. No code from me if there’s no money on the table.

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Oh I actually love programming. I just hated writing games it turned out lmao. I love front-end development especially.

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This. I started with 2d browser games. Turns out that was way too much work for me and landed in front end. I’m totally enjoying it now

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This is why you just change jobs every three years.

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